WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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