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• (+44): View more from England

  why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.

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