Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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