he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.