yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26