While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me