how can u be prego again
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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