hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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