Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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