FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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