Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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