so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
