Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Houston, we have a blender
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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