He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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