just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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