I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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