they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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