This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Alive.
So much puke
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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