Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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