no you cant smoke seaweed
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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