i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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