i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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