Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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