Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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