okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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