I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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