i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You are the jesus of drinking
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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