At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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