What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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