We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My bed smells like the plague
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