I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drake has all the answers
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize