Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Michael Bay diarrhea
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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