he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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