just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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