i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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