I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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