Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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