i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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