"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You can make out without kissing
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