Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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