We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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