kristin has been a bad kristin
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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