I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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