sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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