Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My liver just had a heart attack.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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