yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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