I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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