I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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