so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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