His hands were made for my vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just high enough for therapy.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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