Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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