Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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