Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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