Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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