You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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