if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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