this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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