Buhtt sex?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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