dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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