Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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