Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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